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Columbia Pictures seems to be on Columbia cocaine in their latest attempt to make a buck. They want to remake the classic Karate Kid and they want to use Jaden Smith, (Will’s kid) in place of Ralph Macchio. Pat Morita (Mr Miyagi) just rolled over in his grave. First of all, this movie should not be remade out of respect. Secondly, Jaden Smith is named after his mother and would get his ass kicked by a Tickle Me Elmo. This pop-culture piece of shit is also being produced by Will Smith’s own Overbrook Entertainment..hmmmm, coach’s son?
If they cast a Wayans brother for the new Mr Miyagi, so help me God.
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For all you Will Smith fans out there, you can stop holding out hope that your beloved fresh prince won’t be joining the “church” of scientology. Will Smith has officially stepped up to the deep end, and leaped. Homeboy and his wife Jada have taken the bait from Cruise and Holmes and are now balls deep in Zenu. An insider says,
“Will’s “been getting more and more involved (in Scientology), and it isn’t just him, it’s definitely Jada, too.”
The report claims that the Scientology Church has “also set its sights on African Americans, opening up a center in Harlem in 2003.”
Nice knowing you, Will. Never been a fan, Jada.
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It was too easy.
In real news, Tom Cruise and his brainwashed wife Katie Holmes met up with Will Smith and his soon-to-be-brainwashed wife Jada.
The power couples ate a meal of earth food at Beverly Hills hotspot “Cut”. I wonder if Tom’s major selling points for the Smith’s to join Scientology is that they’ll be instantly ridiculed, outcast, and shit-on by their peers/fans??
According to JustJared.com
Tom, 45, and Katie, 29, are reportedly hosting a $200K party for J.Lo’s new twins next month. The pair are also good friends with Marc Anthony and wife J.Lo. John Travolta, Eva Longoria and the Beckhams are expected to be on the guest list!
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Exclusive Scientology Family Portrait! Only on Derober.com
(we’ve been told this portrait hangs in the lobby of the Church of Scientology)
From Left to Right: Giovanni Ribisi, Beck, Kirstie Alley, Jason Lee, Greta Van Susteren, Danny Masterson, Suri Cruise, Kohn Travolta, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, Will Smith, Isaac Hayes, Leah Remini, Jenna Elfman, Juliette Lewis, Lisa Marie Presley.
We all knew that Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta were Scientologists, but there are a lot more celebrities worshiping Xenu than we thought…
Click on Thumbnail below to view larger (family) photo and pass it on to your friends . . . or else!
Here is a full list of Celebrity Scientologists: Continue Reading: Scientology: A Family Portrait
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Page six has reported that Fresh Prince star Will Smith told the Daily Record that he sees the good in everyone…including Adolph Hitler. In his interview, Will said,
“Even Hitler didn’t wake up going, ‘Let me do the most evil thing I can do today’. I think he woke up in the morning and using a twisted, backwards logic, he set out to do what he thought was ‘good’. Stuff like that just needs reprogramming.”
Huh Will, did you forget that little statistic about the extermination of 6 million Jews. I’m pretty sure Hitler didn’t wake up and say ‘Let me do the most good thing I can do today,’ either.
Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Hitler did not grow up watching the right television. He needed a little Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood or The Reading Rainbow in his daily diet. And Will, you just needed to attend school.